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That gomer is about to croak.
by RobbingTheGrave January 11, 2012
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Gomezing

(n.) (nominalization of v. "to gomez): Nasal-anal sex (or anal-nasal sex, if you prefer)
Judging by that young man's funny walk and Dean's swollen nose, I believe those two have been gomezing

That man has a nose built for gomezing

(fig., v. form) That student was totally gomezed by the test, administrator, etc.
by anewparkvictim October 27, 2008
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Gomolemo

This girl is a hoe. This chick cannot keep her shit to herself, she's probably fucked everybody's boyfriend. She LOOKS innocent, but she's far from that. She is usually hella cute, brown skinned or dark skinned and typically short and she got ass. She bad ass and doesn't take nonsense when it comes to bitches shitting on her but she can be mad fake...
Her life motto is to eat and throw back but she likes to hoard some side dick from time to time. Do not try her, she will kill you.
Friend: Ayo, check this girl bro.
Me: I know that bitch, I tapped her ass and she aight call me back.
Friend: SHIT, whats her name?
Me: Gomolemo, she cold as fuck.
by kg* September 30, 2018
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gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....
"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"
by j.lew August 30, 2003
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gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.
Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"
by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010
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Gomer

Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.
Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.
by JJ UNL 517 December 30, 2007
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Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.
Yo, he's such a gomer!
by fire36fighter March 31, 2008
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