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Gees a gobble

Scottish translation:

--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble

In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.
Hey there girl, fancy gees a gobble?
by Saha.A October 13, 2008
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Crosby Goal

In hockey, a goal that involves more luck than skill. Generally, the player scoring this type of goal has many of these and is percieved to be good.

One example of this is when a shot hits a leg and bounces onto a player's stick, without him having to move. He then one-times the puck into an empty net.

Another example is when a defenseman with the puck loses his edge and the loose puck is picked up by whichever forward happens to be forechecking. He then proceeds with a breakaway.

This type of goal is not to be confused with the rebound goals scored by players like Ryan Smyth, John Leclair and Dennis Savard where the player earns his glory by fighting with the defenseman to screen the goalie.
Because the player for whom this type of goal is named is so popular, this term could be applied to any sport.
Did you see that lucky bounce?
Yea, such a Crosby goal.
by UDhockey January 12, 2011
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Jew Goal

A person who when playing FIFA (other football games avaliable) passes the ball when 2 on 1 with the keeper in order to provide the receiver with an open goal.

Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.

Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)

If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.

USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Player 1 is through on goal with the keeper in front of him, it is at a normal angle so goal is certain and requires no skill, a team mate makes a run into the box so Player 1 passes to that player providing them with an open goal.

"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
by 210#6 December 28, 2011
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Gabaldon

"Gah-ball-dough-n"

-Having several other meanings the most common is Badass.
1. Holy shit, that John.... He is one GABALDON!
2. I'm a greaser, but in laymans terms... I guess you can call me a Gabaldon!
by Toh Kay May 8, 2011
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Gabala

An elderly man who is extremely aggravating and awkward. May be prone to impose old music or movies onto unsuspecting crowds of normal people.
That dude is fucking weird, what a Gabala.

Yea man, you totally just Gabala'ed that shit.
by makingithappen282 August 6, 2012
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GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.
MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!
by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019
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jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.
Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?
by TomJUK January 19, 2008
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