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Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all
I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !
by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017
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Morning Glory

Awakening in the morning after a very good dream, which results in sexual feelings. Also a song by Oasis, a British Indie band, which is about drugs and why people addicted need to "Wake Up" and realise that there is more to life.

Furthermore, "(Whats The Story) Morning Glory" is also an album by Oasis, released in Febuary of the year 2000. It is hailed by many as the greatest of its generation, with some amazing hits such as Roll With It, Champagne Supernova, Dont Look Back In Anger, and of course, possibly their most famous song of all timw, Wonderwall.
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razorblade (Usually associated with sniffing cocaine)

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Need a little time to wake up, Need a little time to wake up wake up, Need a little time to rest your mind? You know you should so I guess you might as well (Need to get real and realise that drugs arent everything, last line signifies that the person on drugs knows its wrong, and knows they should be off them, so why dont they just do it?)

Well.....Whats the story Morning Glory? (Signifies that drugs are an illusion to make you feel good)
by EchoPark June 28, 2005
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golden glory

When you pee in a condom while having sex with a girl and then tie up the condom and throw it at her like a water balloon. Best when accompanied by a yell of "golden glory."
Man i was so drunk the other night banging this chick i peed in the condom...so i tied that bitch up and threw it at her, GOLDEN GLORY.
by derek allen March 15, 2008
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new found glory

A fake punk band that has a singer who sounds like he got sacked in the nuts.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
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new found glory

THE BEST FRICKEN BAND IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD i dont care what all yall bitches got to say they fuckin rock w00t

and the lead singer jordan, is fuckin sexy
OMG i LLLLLOOOOVVVVEEE new found glory! jordans sexy they rock
by -ano- March 6, 2005
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new found glory

New Found Glory are asscrawlers!
by BROGLOF! April 29, 2004
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morning glory

a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"
joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
by joe levy October 21, 2003
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