German Surfer

Noun: Self-induced fellatio. Usually whilst straddling a surfboard amid the ocean surf at sunset.

"I just gave myself a German Surfer."
"I bet that guy just gave himself a German Surfer."

Man 1: "Hey, I just sucked my own dick."

Man 2: "You mean to say you just gave yourself a German Surfer?"

Man 1: "Indeed, it was quite satisfactory."

by Dirrkk June 3, 2009

German wrench

When a guy preceeds to pinch the clit and twist it.

Hey dude this one girl wanted me to do a german wrench last night when i was eating her out.

by shitastical August 3, 2009

gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

by chichioneputt April 7, 2011

German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.

Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.

by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011

Gerion

An Average guy, who moves around a lot and may play minecraft

"Have you seen Gerion?"
"Who?"

by ProffesorPrincetonistamathafak February 3, 2012

German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012

German brake

Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.

This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.

"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."

by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012