hairy axe gash

another term for the female bits downstairs.

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...

by L Wilson September 18, 2006

Gash flow statement

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)

Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...

by Bennisboy October 05, 2007

muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.

Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!

by simon May 11, 2004

mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

rotten egg gash

Rotten egg gash is when a girl forgets she has a tampon in there for a few weeks and it starts to real.

Hey, I went down on this chick and she had Rotten egg gash, it smelled Superbad and I caught the string of the tampon in my teeth.

by MuddyBottoms October 06, 2020

Chow Mein Gash

A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .

i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.

by Samuel Justin adesanya June 22, 2007