Friend Cougar

Someone who has few friends his/her own age and prefers to spend time with younger people. This is most common in highschool when a senior/junior is frequently befriending underclassmen.

Hey Chuck! My friend is throwing a party this friday, you should come!

No, Mitch I dont want to go to an 8th Grade party. Your a senior, stop being a friend cougar.

Friend Cougar by HawaiianP0WER November 14, 2011

friend thinning

The act of deleting friends on Facebook whom you haven't talked to in a long time and/or don't plan on talking to again. Sometimes done to escape bad memories of a person or past.

I've gotta do some serious friend thinning... I've got 2000 friends on Facebook and I haven't talked to most of 'em since high school.

friend thinning by imbrianfellow November 16, 2010

Friend Farming 

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.

Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder

Friend Farming by TheLooseMoose February 21, 2011

Friend-D-A 

Like an NDA ("Nondisclosure Agreement") that you agree to when one of your friends who works in a classified field (entertainment, government) let's you in on something not appropriate for public ears or eyes.

My friend told me what the monster looks like in the new J.J. Abrams movie because she works on the set, but I can't repeat it because I'm under a Friend-D-A.

Friend-D-A by Snarfblatt June 8, 2011

Friend Crutch 

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.

Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.

Friend Crutch by axemII June 16, 2011

friend zone poke 

A Facebook poke that usually implies the friend zone. It is usually understood that guy and a girl who have poke wars with each other are only meant to be friends.

Person 1: "So you and Sally have been poking each other like crazy. Aren't y'all going to be dating soon?"

Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"

friend zone poke by dontacceptmyurbanwordplease March 14, 2013

friend hate 

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them

Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."

friend hate by anti-lunarch December 1, 2019