French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.

Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”

by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022

French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.

"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."

by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022

French-eskimo kiss

An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.

Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?

by Deathesquire August 22, 2023

Bravest Frenchman

The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"

Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.

by 73degrees October 18, 2010

Disco French

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.

Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."

by soanim8ed July 10, 2011

The french wave

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."

I tried to talk to him while he was watching soccer, and he gave me the french wave.

by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014

swirly french

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.

My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.

My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.

by Frandoozle November 27, 2017