Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants

Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!

by Samboni63 May 7, 2011

Shart Plug

(shart plug) from shit and fart first then plug.

A device that prevents butt sauce from leaking to exterior areas such as clothing when a shart occurs.

John saved his pants since he installed a shart plug.

by Justin Bond August 16, 2011

shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings

Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick

by Hersheydog March 7, 2023

shart bait

Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.

I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.

by VRBCH April 22, 2014

Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 June 5, 2018

Ample Sharts

Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed

Amplicity had ample sharts.

by Sharting247 September 28, 2015

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010