Grandma's Tea Towel

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag. The primary difference is that Grandma's Tea Towel is used exclusively by promiscuous females over the age of 60 to clean up semen and vaginal juices from sexual activity. Grandma's Tea Towels are most commonly found underneath Craftmatic Adjustable Beds and under Electric Function and Electric Assist beds found in Assisted Living Facilities throughout the country.

Nurse Sandy: Mary, will you please call Housekeeping and have them do a laundry sweep down the West wing?
Nurse Mary: Sure thing. Anything they need to know?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Please ask them to check under all the beds for Grandma's Tea Towel.
Nurse Mary: Are the female residents getting restless again?
Nurse Sandy: Yes. Apparently Dr. Smith is getting a paid vacation from the drug company representative again. The patient scripts for Viagra have tripled in the last week.

by Eaton Holgoode April 01, 2014

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Call my grandma

A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma

by serum114 October 31, 2010

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grandma nicely

a short but stout woman in stature but not a force to be reconed with. she is famous for telling others that they are overweight or that their clothes are too tight!!! very scarey............

"Lyndsi's had enough!!!" said grandma nicely

by jac nard August 02, 2009

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Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 03, 2019

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bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking

That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.

by winkywpwinwwwinky May 02, 2018

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