flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick

by Jason December 18, 2004

flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

Flat Head

Slang for a mentally retarded person. Just like the word "retard" it can be used to call someone stupid that may not be mentally retarded.

Dude, sorry I messed up. I am such a flat head.

by Brettus March 26, 2008

Flat earther

Flat earthers usually come from a place like Miami, Chicago, or Houston and think the rest of the world is like where they live.

Mike Pulaski is a single flat earther from Chicago who grills out every weekend.

by Solid Mantis April 26, 2017

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by jonathan July 31, 2005

flat ass

flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.

damn that bitch got a (flat ass).

flat cardborad look like shit

by Lee_Lee dat girl November 5, 2007

flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.

That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.

by flat toppo December 3, 2010