fake porning

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

Fake Mad

To pretend something offends you or really bothers you. This could be for attention or because you do not like the person so you want to make the situation worse than it actually is. If someone you liked had said or done it, you probably wouldn't have made a big deal about it.

Cam Newton jokingly told a reporter that he thought it was funny that she was talking about routes because she was a female. Although what Cam Newton said was sexist the outrage was over the top. One could argue that Cam Newton was getting so much backlash because of his strong stance on the protest in the NFL, and people just wanted a reason to attack him. The people "outraged" over Cam Newton's comments are fake mad they are not as angry as they are portraying to be on social media and on the television but because they don't like Cam Newton for whatever reason they're playing up the situation.

by lina_tina45 October 6, 2017

fake betch

a bitch but a fun way to say it

you are a fake betch.

by fake betch January 22, 2019

fake economic savior

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.

I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Fake Lion

A lion is usually portrayed as a strong animal that symbolizes leadership. Being called Fake Lion means that you're a very fake person. Fake Lions usually likes to show off to others how they are the leaders and the ones with power. They tend to be very fake and would downgrade others to make themselves feel better.

Ever heard of the story of a donkey wearing a lion skin? Google that, and you'll understand.

Alex: I hate staying in that group chat, Joey always likes to act like he's above of others...
Manny: Ikr, he's just a fake lion. But just let him live inside his own bubble.

by ublindbro October 12, 2020

fifty yard fake out

A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.

Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.

by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007

Fake polo

just a knockoff brand of polo ralph lauren, ex us polo assn

guy1: yo my nigga, check out my fresh new polo
guy:2 bruh, than aint no real polo thats, us polo assn.
guy1: sooo?
guy2: its fake polo my nigga, u stupid or something

by cashflow44 November 10, 2014