Finger Fist

Start with one finger in the pussy till wet then deep drill with fist.

I had to finger fist my girl to cum.

by O.G Unknown September 5, 2019

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

rainbow finger

when a man inserts his finger into the private place of another man

"Dude. Last night I got rainbow fingered.."
"Oh. Awkward."

by yeabitch October 17, 2009

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Corndog Fingers

The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.

Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"

by Sonofabeeeshh January 18, 2010

cold finger

Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."

Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"

*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here

by JDrummer86 April 26, 2011