Ferret

An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.

Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!

by not a ferret July 5, 2010

ferret

a derogatory term for a trendy mullet.

look at the ferret on that trendy asshole

by cunkcore July 27, 2005

ferret at the heel

This is a well known yorkshirism. The etymology of this word dates back to the 16th century when the then monarchs would descend upon the northern territories in order to further their hunts. It was a well known practise for them to disguise themselves as 'peasants' by donning stolen goods they would take from their subjects and covering their faces with ash from the fire. They would add a ferret at their heel to complete the picture and ensure that none in the villages would suspect their entry. The ferret was meant to symbolise earth and good nature amongst the then pagan beliefs which had percolated through the northern territories. After completing this disguise the regent would take to stalking the lower classes for prey.

If I'd have seen the ferret at the heel, things would have been different.

by Ahistorian July 22, 2011

a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

Ferret Rager

all night sf hipster party with:

thiggurretz (american spirithz), thimpler timez
no parentz
photographs by the holy mountain
white pants. leathur pants. no pants.
cutoffs, tank-topthz, beanies, silk-screened teezz!!!
leather jackethz, DEEJAAAYZ sppininn da beetz!

---MOCCATHINZZ!!!!---

cool asians
white ppl
gay people
minimal latinos
1 black person

and the keystone to any rager- a FERRET manngg!

-ey mang what u doin later tonight?
-FERRET RAGER ON ULLOA!!!!

by plurbabyturner February 3, 2010

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

author i forget

Person that writes on urban dictionary that hates everything, especially black people but also George Bush, BET, MTV, MTV2, Paris Hilton, popular culture, hip hop, jazz, R&B, country, Brooklyn, Flatbush, and people who are racist against Asian people. Totally likes MurderDolls though :)

A: Damn, I was on Urban Dictionary and this d-bag completely blew my high with their negativity, I think their name was author i forget.

B: Totally, wish they wouldn't post anymore.

by BlossomButtercupBubbles December 6, 2010