Smart Fart

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.

Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.

"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"

by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012

Dressed Fart

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to

"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"

by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014

Motorboat farts

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

fart nigga

Nigga whomst smells of fart.

"Damn Jeremy. You smell like a fart nigga!"

by Schlonger 3.5 November 14, 2017

farting with confidence

When you're worried that if you fart you'll accidentally shit in your pants (aka draw mud).

"I never got sick in India, but there were definitely some patches where I wasn't farting with confidence!"

"They have an awesome chilli paste which on many occasions has stopped me farting with confidence."

by captainlarry February 8, 2010

chunks of fart

when you fart, little square chunks flow graciously out of your butthole, with a squirt of greenish-brown liquid flowing out of the caboose.

oh, dude! i just blew chunks of fart in class! dude, the liquid was KILLER! it shot a hole right through my pants!

by the farting childs. April 21, 2010