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Maryland's Eastern Shore

Pretty much the definition of REDNECK!

The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis.
The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis.
The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects.

You know you're on the Shore when...
-Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie.
-Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road.
-You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season.
-Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow.
-Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious.
-Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...).
-People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast.
-As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions.
-Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats.
-In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor.
-Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!"
-You smell cow shit everywhere you go.
-You have a cornfield in your backyard.
-People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city.

I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
Maryland's Eastern Shore is gay.
by ninetonine May 13, 2007
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a recently found secret in the main menu of the nintendo gamecube. an easter egg can sometimes refer to something that was hidden in video games by the creators and the game does not inform you of the secret.the gamecube main menu or gcmm has a certain music which if sped up about x16 it sounds just like the famicom disc startup menu. famicom was an add on accessory for the nes or nintendo entertainment system. Search the video on youtube. people hypothesize that nintendo did this because the gamecube was the first nintendo system to use discs instead of cartrages
Hey, do you know about the the gamecube's biggest easter egg which lasted 8 years until it was found by ninds.com!
by ryphoenix June 19, 2010
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ugly middle easterner

a race of people that shouldn't exist. they are 72% hair, skin is not the prefered black or white and they allways talk in their own language- creepy. The worst thing about them is the feeling of disgust you get being near just one yuck
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easter basket

a really big butt on a sweet young thang
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Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.
EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache
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The fetish of shitting egg sized droplets on people.
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Eastern Mass

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Eastern mass thinks they're important but they're just full of meth heads and annoying accents
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