Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.
Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."
by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020
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Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me
Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023
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Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.
by Golove November 07, 2019
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Erection enemy

Someone who sends you an unsolicited dick pic, especially on Facebook Messenger.
This guy keeps sending me pictures of his junk randomly. He’s definitely an erection enemy!
by May 26, 2023
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Erect Ethan

When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesn’t help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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Internalised Erection

Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.

For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
by Tallia Foxgroove November 20, 2017
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