Dark Empire of the South

The United States of America, from a Canadian perspective.

I'm headed down to spend a few weeks in the Dark Empire of the South ... Can't wait to get back and drink real beer again.

by Getheren March 17, 2011

empticiymabmpuuicoyd

What you say when your cat sticks its claws in your face

I got empticiymabmpuuicoyd by my cat last night

by HIGH PREIST OF SHRONK May 24, 2019

Roman empire

the roman empire is a large group fighting the evil germans. join the romans.

"oh look its the roman empire!" "yay! they will kill the germans!"

by livvylu July 31, 2022

ephilophile

An adult with a sexual desire for teens or pre-teens.

"He was arrested for sleeping with a 16-year-old."
"He is an ephilophile."

by -A.D.- December 9, 2008

Desert Empire

A term used for the Coachella Valley by locals (including myself) to separate it from the Inland Empire region in Southern California (don't worry, the valley is really NOT in the IE). It stretches from the small town of Whitewater (next to Palm Springs all the way to the northern and western shores of the horribly polluted Salton Sea. Known also as the "Deadly Empire" or "Death Empire," the valley is infamous for its unbearably hot (115-125°F) and dusty air/pollution, poor water quality (mainly in rural areas), broken economy, high crime rate (most prevalent in Desert Hot Springs, Palm Springs, Coachella, and Indio), high illegal drug use thanks to the local Mexican cartels, and numerous street gangs (such as Penn West in Indio and some Desert Hot Spring Gangs) that are spread EVERYWHERE in this entire 50-to-55-mile-long SoCal desert valley (yes, even in small towns and unincorporated areas)! If you don't mind having to deal with any of the above just mentioned, then this "resort valley" may be for you, and you're a freak of nature. Oh, and make sure to be aware of the local culture shock of the so-called "resort cities," because you will NOT find any joy or luxury here, what-so-EVER!!!

Foo, it's really hot out here in 118°F! Plus, homie, not much to do 'round here!

Boi, it's just anotha' day out here in the Desert Empire! What'd you expect, dawg?!

by bgraves98 December 27, 2016

Emprime

A Erasmus way to get out of a difficult situation after sex(Frensh word means printing)

Sorry my sweetehart but i have to "emprime".....

by PISA February 9, 2005

Eophile

An individual, 17 years of age and above, that believes he is the 12-year-old fictional character "Eothain" from "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"

This delusion often goes hand in hand with a form of Pedophilic tenancies. The individual often sexually seeks early pubertal children and even will attempt to disguise himself as one; using such methods as shaving of leg and pubic hair.

Neo22 from SWGBH is an Eophile

by Your friendly neighborhood Blackie August 1, 2007