Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

elephancy

(n)

1. the state of idiocy, usually pertaining to fat situations
2. the state of randomness for a conversation
3. the relevance to elephants and their behavior in any time

Only under the state of elephancy can a skinny man eat a whole ton of cheese fries.

by Scyzerfenn April 25, 2004

Eleplant

A creature vaguely resembling an elephant. Though it is capable of high level thought, including calculus, it will only be appeased by approximately half a bottle of red liquid, otherwise it will be non-cooperative.

Random person 1: Why don't we just ask the eleplant about it?
Random person 2: It's pissed off right now...
Random person 1: Well, if we just give it half a bottle of red liquid maybe we will appease it.
Random person 2: WATCH OUT, CHALK!

by Deadseraph October 12, 2009

elephant titus

Someone with gigantic nuts.

A guy who has balls the size of an elephants. (your DAD)

by as May 17, 2004

Fucked by an elephant

1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo

Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant

by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009

elephatass

someone with a nice round ass

Sharon has a elephatass

by EXiT March 23, 2004

Elephant walk

when douchebag frat guys are hazing each other,in this ritual much like elephanst in a row the men take their pants off and insert one thumb in the males ass in front of them and insert their other thumb in their mouth. Than they proceed to walk as circus elephants in a row,when the first douchebag's thumb to fall out of the first one's asshole,they must replace it with the thumb that was once in their mouth and replace it with the soiled thumb

Man we were hazing the fresh-meat at the house last night and three of them got sick from the elephant walk we made them pull!

by killa-B52423 February 11, 2010