Schmelly eggs

Scrambled eggs mixed with jelly, usually consumed with pancakes and hyrup

Steve: Hey Bob, how do you want your eggs?
Bob: Schmelly...
Steve: Bob, I didnt know you ate Schmelly eggs! *gives thumbs up
Dog: *Farts*

by My name is Crips... September 27, 2005

fuego her eggo

To tap that. Hit that.

-What happened next?
~I totally got to fuego her eggo.
-NOICE!

by Undecided Radio February 7, 2009

SYRACUSE EGGS

This is scrambled eggs in which semen has been added, usually for the purpose of revenge.

I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so I made her a batch of Syracuse Eggs. She ate em while I laughed!

by Dr. Scraps February 26, 2005

Dog Eggs

Completey Shit,

Not just standard dog shit but that extra special white dog shit you used to see when you were little.

this macdonalds sandwich is fucking Dog Eggs.

by Burluk December 15, 2008

Scrambled eggs with ketchup

A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.

Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!

by manipulativefemmefatale August 17, 2009

Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Eggnog

A winter-specific seasonal term for receiving oral sex. The term stemmed from the term word "noggin" which is colloquial language for the word "head".

Steve: Hey, did anything interesting happen at the christmas party last night?
Paul: Yeah, Stephanie gave me eggnog.
Steve: Oh, nice!

by kevinmerten November 30, 2016