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Call Of Duty 

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.
*Player gets noobtubed*

Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!

*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*

Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
Call Of Duty by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

Call of Duty Wank 

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130
Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

Call of Duty shit 

When you have to take a shit after playing Call of Duty due to the adreneline spike. Similar to a coke shit.
There is nothing better than taking a Call of Duty shit after a long play session.

Call Of Duty Warzone

A game that stands for “Call Of Duty Hack-Zone” because they need a better anti-cheat
Me: you wanna play some Call Of Duty Warzone?
Friend: No, all people do is hack on that game, it should be called “Hack-Zone”

small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.
*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

heavy duty 

when a girl have big as titty at a young age
Chanelle Critten has heavy duty titties.
heavy duty by Mikeezy January 24, 2008

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Sixth game to be released in the Call of Duty series. Set to be released November 10, 2009. Most likely will be the most kick ass game of the holiday season. Battlefield 2 and Halo fags will probably think this game will suck due to reasons such as "easyness", bad graphics, and think that the weapons have no recoil. In reality these kids played modern warfare or world at war only once and got owned in it so now think that the whole series sucks.

Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.

Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?

Expert gamer - Why will it suck?

Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.

Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.

Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.

Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.

Noob gamer - cod still sucks