Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

Canadian Defensive

Similar to the Roman War Helmet, except you put your anus on their nose, place your balls on their chin and let your penis extend down their throat.

Brendan passed out early, so I gave him the ol' Canadian Defensive.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Defently

without doubt (used for emphasis).

synonyms: definitely, certainly, Surely, for sure, unquestionably, without doubt, without question, undoubtedly, indubitably, positively, absolutely; undeniably, unmistakably, plainly, clearly, obviously, patently, palpably, transparently, unequivocally

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That guy is defently not a niggerfaggot.

by Defently not, March 2, 2018

collector defense coordinator

One who ignores all other duties to above all else, defend ones own collectors, by any means possible, even at the the hands of sacraficing teammates.

7thCulthero: Uh, soul, a little help?
Soulblighter101: I can't, im guarding my collectors.

by ono December 4, 2002

inverse defenestration

The act of uninstalling a Microsoft operating system on a dual-boot PC, thus throwing the windows out of the computer.

"Man, that 'Boot Camp' utility wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. I think it's time for some inverse defenestration on this computer pronto."

by seanparkerfilms July 28, 2009

Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.

-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.

by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006

Defenestration

The act of throwing someone or something out of a window

why the fuck is defenestration even a word? WHO CAME UP WITH THIS WORD????

Synonyms: YEET

by Recon0620 May 16, 2019