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Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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Two Neighbours Downstairs

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Ups and downs

It doesn't explain it as well as "He was a Hym imposter who fell off immediately after it became obvious that he wasn't actually Hym." Like the exposure they got diminished the day after it became clear they weren't Hym and/or was entirely predicated on "Is that Hym!?" And then it was like "Oh wait... No... No... Nevermind" OR YouTube itself was like "Oh, shit! It's Hym! Get him! Get him off of there! Spread the word that if you get that guy on you're getting dialed down."
Hym "Nothing explains their ups and downs better than the fact acting like Hym is a great way to drive interest. People want see me interact with the shills and the charlatans, baby. YOU, Destiny, were able to maintain your following in a way that they were not because you are both willing and able to shill on 1 or 2 of the correct positions you're allowed to have on YouTube in the right way, you avoided people coming after you by complimenting the right people (i.e. Youtube cashcows, women in general). You also have another thing working for you but I'll expound upon that in the next one. You don't make disparaging remarks about women. Default atheist lefty politically. Militant about the "right" axioms. It sure as hell isn't you being special. Deviation from the default along the positive gradient (Whereas Tate deviates negative). This is all meaningless though because the people validating your position are buying bath water and spit."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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the boys downstairs

I fell off my bike and the boys downstairs got smashed into the frame, shit hurts like hell
by ThatRedDragon March 18, 2026
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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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Hand me downs

I made him eat my hand me downs!
by Olan101 September 23, 2025
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