Double Doylem

Geordie phrase meaning a complete and utter imbecile.

Thomas is a double doylem

by J Beltsum February 6, 2009

double crossing bitch

A hoe who acts like she gon' give it up but she never do and she give it to another asshole.

Daaamn, Judy is one double crossing bitch.

by Navalgeneralofthenavalsea January 5, 2014

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016

Discount Double Snatch

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".

Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.

by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012

Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.

"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."

by DDD - August 25, 2013

double bagging

Putting two condoms on a penis before sexual activity.

John thinks that double bagging gives him more protection when picking up prostitutes, even though Steve told him that the rubbers will wear each other down.

by JayRoc October 27, 2007

double letter syndrome

On myspace (mostly) or networking sites, or generally the internet, teens often have what is called "double letter syndrome", this is when they spell every word with a double, triple, or more letters than necessary. Can, often times be extremely confusing and just plain annoying.

Britney: "i liiikee him && thee otther guyy too butttt someetimess hee caaan be a totall playyerr"

Anne: "ohhh i totallyy agree huunneeyy, he iss very hott."

this is an example of double letter syndrome.

by GJAY. September 28, 2009