slapper dink 

A dumb ass; Goof ball; shit head..

Fuck Bone SLAPPER DINK!
Poopin' on a crapper stink
Lickin' on a boo da baw day
A fuckin' bone slappin' just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day
I said Poop.... stains, don't run in the rain
They just flip on a flappity doo
A fuckin' bone slappin just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day.

slapper dink by Rormiester October 9, 2007

Stinky Dink 

Usually used as an insult or a way to describe anal sex if you didn't enjoy it.

" Dude, I'm never fucking her ass again, She had a stinky dink!"

Stinky Dink by Rinnnnn May 15, 2016

Shrinky Dink 

A device that is placed over the penis in order to shrink it.

Shrinky dinks don't sell that good in China because they don't make them that small :)

Shrinky Dink by SM3393 January 9, 2009

winky dink 

The male genitals including the penis and scrotum.

Gerlach has a small winky dink.

winky dink by Chance1826 September 5, 2006

Sink Dink

The act of washing ones penis in a sink after intercourse because of the inability to shower before the next encounter.

After I fucked that hooker yesterday I had to give my wife the Sink Dink when I got home.

Sink Dink by TIII February 4, 2009

Hinkle Dink

comes from the Witherspoon dictionary of thoughtfulness.
n. an unbirthday gift.
n. a gift just because

I just got her a great hinkle dink. It is just so...her.

Hinkle Dink by celtic maiden September 14, 2010

Wrinka dink

Pronounced : Wrink-A-Dink

Term for : Wrinkly Penis , Aged Cock & Balls , or 60+ aged penis

Hey I heard that Old man Mc' Hangus gives his wife the Ol' Wrinka dink after the 6'o clock news.

Man I'm grossed out I seen my grandma sucking My grandpa's Wrinka dink on youtube.

Hopefully When I have a wife she'll want my Wrinka dink when we get older.

Jeez, I hope I die when I'm 56 years old cause I don't want to live with a Wrinka dink in my pants.

Wrinka dink by O.A.B. forever October 12, 2011