Mountain Dew Tradwife 

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).

I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

« :3 »

Mountain Dew Tradwife by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

Morning Dew 

When you go pee at night and leave pee on the toilet seat for someone to sit on

Today I woke up to Morning dew.

Morning Dew by Butterscotch Nick September 13, 2019

sick dew 

a shitty ass haircut

lol look at max's sick dew!!!1 lololol.

sick dew by mBaker May 13, 2005

j-dew 

j-dew is a word used in jfk school in place of word jizz cumor man milk

u love j-dew u dirty j-dewist

j-dew by shanaynay1 December 6, 2006

nice dew 

saying when someones hair is totally out of control; also used as a comeback

"OMG look at that lady's Nice Dew"
or
"your an idiot"
"Nice Dew!"
"WTF??"

nice dew by da to the mo June 16, 2007

Mountain dew 

The sweat created between and under a woman's breasts

"It's really hot out ladies, I can feel that Mountain Dew"

Mountain dew by Buckscountybitches May 3, 2015

Mountain Dew 

A goddamn MLG drink. Very common.

Joe: Hey Mack, want some Mountain Dew and Doritos?
Mack: Hell yes, it's time for MLG!

Mountain Dew by Bloopmamoopa June 16, 2016