deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.

Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.

by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020