deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

yankee deuce

a very large turd from someone from new england

Dude dropped a yankee deuce that clogged up my toilet.

by cartman's asshole October 26, 2017

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

score a deuce

When a person jumps up on a basketball goal and proceeds to sit on the rim like a toilet and take a dump.

Ryan would love to score a deuce against the opposing team in Friday night's game.

by thowaaaaaaaa May 20, 2014