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Democratic primary

(noun) a party that you just know is going to have too many people
Lisa's prom after-party was supposed to be a small get together but Brandon blabbed about it so now it's going to be a real Democratic primary.
by riquillers February 13, 2019
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Democrat Supporter

Individuals that expect taxes to increase their income by simply sitting on their fat asses, claiming to have a *disability* or *mental illness*. They also make decisions about their gender identity and insist on using specific pronouns that others find uncomfortable. Furthermore, they may seek financial benefits by posting ragebait online and having additional children to claim as dependents. on. And, usually spending this money on stupid items that aren't a necesity.

Fuck Democratic Supporters.
Me: Hey, how is that person getting money even though they don't work?

Them: oh they get paid from taxpayer dollars for claiming children and disability
Me: I bet they are a Democrat Supporter

Them: Yup.
by Ever-light April 29, 2025
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Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
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democratic socialist

see also; champagne socialist, oxymoron, left wing populism

democratic socialist; somebody who is a left wing populist.

if you don't want to read all of this, here's your definition in simple terms; a childlike, imaginary world of how society should work.

a person, usually of upper middle class or upper class who subscribes to the idea of a classless society in which all are equal. in other words, they wish establish a welfare state. these people typically discuss a "revolution" with such cult-like behavior, that you could easily compare it to christians awaiting the rapture.

the majority of democratic socialists support Palestine, Ukraine, and the Scandinavian welfare model.

prominent (D)emocratic socialists include Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), Hasan Piker, etc.

the use of the word "democratic" means the interests of the Democratic Party (USA), and has always meant that. socialism inherently involves interventionism (soft term for authoritarianism), so the use of democratic is to simply attract more supporters, usually liberals who keep lying to themselves that they're not authoritarian.

oh, and don't EVEN get me started on that dumbfuck Hasan.

tl;dr, socialists who want to pretend to be libertarian.
Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "Hi!!! I'm a Democratic Socialist, the wealth inequality in the US is INSANE! This is why we must raise the minimum wage, tax the rich, fund our schools and provide universal healthcare!"

Bobby, (inhabitant of Knoxville): "so Emily, how would you pay for all of that?"

Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "SHUT UP YOU REACTIONARY!!! #BLM #ACAB #EatTheRich"
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 8, 2024
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baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats
by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
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Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge
How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation
by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024
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Democratic people’s Republic of Korea

A democratic country with elections held every 5 years with one canidate
“The democratic people’s Republic of Korea is democratic
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
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