Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.

I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!

by Suck me hard September 15, 2010

Dave Wright

A huge fat, ugly, (usually ginger haired) man that repels women. Also a form of any of the above, with the C word put after it.
The name comes from the inspiration behind Sloth Fratelli from the film "The Goonies". The actor (Not widely known, was from Yorkshire, England) decided to play his role on the basis of an acquaintance he knew while growing up, namely David Ian Wright. It is not thought to be offensive, more comical as the two still remain acquaintances to this day.

*Looking at basically a fat version of Sloth Fratelli from The Goonies but with company that doesn't favour foul language*

"Look at that Dave Wright, he's as big as Chubby Checker"

Or "He's as much of a stud as a Dave Wright"

by Englishhammer December 14, 2010

Dave's Hot and Juicy

A new burger at Wendy's that is often confused with something with a more vulgar meaning.

I could go for Dave's Hot and Juicy right about now.
Often followed by "Here's the Beef!"

by Ashin Kusher93 October 8, 2011

Dave Ferrit

Dave Ferrit is a mythical man that appears when there is great weather for extra curricula activities such as day drinking, barbecues, going to the beach etc. (a good day for it).

“Hey, did you want to go to Tim’s to have a swim and some drinks on Saturday, I heard Dave Ferrit is gonna be around?”

by Hog.Rider December 30, 2021

Big Dick Dave

Guy with a big dick, named Dave.

Big Dick Dave really knows how to swing it!

by gemcity October 15, 2020

The Dave

Putting your junk in a passed out girls hand, repeatedly.

Why did that girl run away?
Yeah she was pissed, she got The Dave.

by Flipdick November 7, 2007

Dave Chappelle

A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.

Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.

by suburban white kid July 7, 2008