Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

gagie dating

when two people like each other but can't date due to fear of being ridiculed and teased by classmates who are usually really just jealous.

did you know that Graham and Hady are dating?

no, they're just Gagie dating.

by Sanjai Gupta July 17, 2015

lavender dating

A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.

Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.

by JamieChan May 14, 2017

unofficially dating

when ur bf is a cunt and doesn’t love u enough

craig :we could date but we want it on the down low

joe: unofficially dating ??
craig: YASSS

by yaaaaaaa....bitch December 9, 2017

Weird Dating

When you are a senior and you date a freshman. You also post weird photos that make your entire school feel uncomfortable.

Do not do weird dating.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

Fake dating game

Example:
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first

The fake dating game is too bring people together

by Th0tb0xy January 17, 2021

Common law dating

exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!

by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017