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Dank Humor

A subset of humor that defecates on society's morals and misfortunes.
The only things stopping me from suicide are the Teletubbies and dank humor.
by wanuki April 21, 2018
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Dank frags

A term widely used in the online spaceships video game EVE Online.

A combination of the terms dank and frag

Refers to one which had/is having fun in a PvP combat situation.
Man, we dropped on that Revenant last night, dank frags.
by GarmurOP May 19, 2016
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the dank korns

A predominantly high school student group that (at least one member) get fucked up on a daily basis. The Dank KornS are involved in trafficking drugs, as well as the extortion of other people.
Dude 1: dude, see that dude right there?

Dude 2: yeah, what's up with him dude?

Dude 1: dude I think he's in "The Dank KornS".

Dude 2: Aweh shit, let's get the fuck out if here dude.
by Sherman Conway Hennessey December 21, 2013
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Dank Memefag

Someone who is basically in love with Dank memes. They're usually smelly nerds in the real world that pretty much take everything as a joke around them. Even "dark humor."

They're also known for being offended easily when someone insults their work. That's the only "joke" that they get pissed off at.
Nick: Hehehehe, check out this dank meme I made. Kek.

Mac: It's just a picture of Pepe on top of the Twin Towers while they're on fire. Not funny.

Nick: Kill yourself you fucking autistic nigger.

Mac: Dank Memefag much?
by John L.K July 28, 2017
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dank nuggets

high-grade marijuana, usually in tightly packed bud form or sometimes moistened or hydroponically grown marijuana. see schwag
I would rather smoke dank nuggets than schwag.

The resin of these dank nuggets will coat my pipe and make it black.
by S8n June 3, 2005
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Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male
She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.
by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011
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Lank A Dank

A man with flailing arms and legs with awkward movement
oh hey look it's the lank a dank
by Lank A Dank April 4, 2015
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