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Colton

the most rudest person you’ll ever meet.he will be kind when he meets you and then will ruin you mentally if you let him have you wrapped around his finger.
boy:Colton is so rude for no reason.
girl:yea,idk how he has a gf.
by anonymous June 27, 2025
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Cultoon

A style of indie or alternative animation that blends dark, edgy, or gothic themes with whimsical, cute, and cutesy aesthetics. Cultoons are almost always internet-born, thrive on obsessive fandoms, and are designed (intentionally or not) to generate cosplay, fan art, and meme culture.

They often feature eccentric ensembles, feminine or androgynous leads, and a balance of humor, trauma, and rebellion that attracts a devoted cult-like following.

It could also be used to describe a cartoon or animated piece of media that has gathered a fandom so loud and ridiculous that it almost feel like a cult, regardless if the show, project or animation was designed to gather such attention.
Murder Drones and Digital Circus are the most popular cultoons right now.”
“I'm telling you, bro. cultoons are all the same! Look at Helluva boss and Murder Drones- they have this... vibe.”
“Cute, edgy and creepy indie show on youtube? Yeah, TikTok is eating good this week.”
"Yeah, youtube thinks I want to watch all these cute, edgy, gothic. creepy shipping bullsh*t! I don't care for Cultoons!"

Related: Dark whimsy, Whimsy-goth, creepy-cute, alt-animation, fandom-bait.
by JesterDictionarian August 23, 2025
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Colton and jimmy dehn

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.
Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn
by Slimjimrizzler August 27, 2025
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Colton

Look at that Colton he’ll never get her
by CRC 23 November 10, 2025
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colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"
by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025
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colton loves feet

Colton Loves Feet (noun):
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.
by freaky colton lover 420 November 22, 2025
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Colton

a guy that is a total stud, often times being a complete cuck. however, he gets major dick, because he is compensating for his own size. you'll typically see him in trains with other dudes, normally other cucks. if you ever find a colton in the wild, stay away as far as possible. he will try to grab your ass and touch you where the sun does not shine. he tends to go after 'women', but sadly cannot get any action as he is cucked. keep caution
Colton stay away from my kids!
by the-poon-slayer December 6, 2025
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