crypto currency

money on the internet that makes grown men kill themselves.

DAMN! this crypto currency's value is going down!

by Billy Steve November 13, 2023

cryptarchy

Rule by secrecy. Secret government. A government by secret rulership.

Dude, from recent events, I swear, there has got to be a shadow government, thus were under cryptarchy, not open democracy.

by digitteknohippie April 28, 2024

Crypticalion

A language made by the cryptical people, as a way to communicate during the war in the 1600s

I speak the language crypticalion.

by Crea Moshia May 25, 2024

cryptobussy

What you name your anus when you have Cryptosporidium and are constantly shitting yourself

My cryptobussy is taking an absolute beating after every meal

by anonymous March 8, 2024

Cryptik

Ze simp

Hmm… I wonder if Cryptik will see this…

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

Cryptik

1:A dirty little monkey boy simp (for Ze)

2:The act of being a FNAF editor obsessed with Ze

Hey, have you seen that one Cryptik made a new FNAF vs edit!?

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.

"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."

by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024