Crust

Different types of crust: Butt crust, Period crust, and poop crust, and perhaps pee crust

“ Hi I would like to eat crust today please”
“ I’m crust”

by Crust01 July 28, 2025

bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018

Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

by Buttplug_Barney December 8, 2021

Cheesis Crust

The GOD of cheese

All hail Cheesis Crust or be smited by cheese

by Cheesis Crust September 18, 2020

Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.

My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!

by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019

Double crust

Explains the relation when a man is deeply friendzoned by a woman he just wants as a f*** buddy. It's hard to penetrate through the "double crust"

I thought listening to her problems would make us closer. I don't want a relationship I just want to pork her. Now I've hit a double crust.

by Chessna November 24, 2013

Crust Bust

When you cum hard ferocious chuncks that can penetrate hard objects like wood, sheet metal, etc

I had a mad crust bust last night, it nearly broke my tv

by PK444 January 13, 2019