Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you

That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!

by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015

Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.

These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill

by SkySwinger February 3, 2025

Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.

We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!

by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020

Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic

Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007

by slqur July 21, 2022