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Crowning

You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.

The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.

I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
by BottledAss February 11, 2024
mugGet the Crowningmug.

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.
I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!
by anonymous June 16, 2022
mugGet the Coffee Crowningmug.

Nitrogen Crown

A person who feels/thinks/ or is in a position of power but indulges in the feeling of greatness from it. These people get absolutely arrogant and become such assholes with their feeling of power that they belittle others and overestimate themselves. In other words, they're selfish delusional pricks with imaginary crowns on their heads.

Another way you can say this is: Crown Of Nitrogen
Person 1: These dickheads in my class won't stop bothering me, they think that they rule the fucking world just because they're part of the student council.

Person 2: Don't listen to those fuckwits, they think peaking is cool but high school is temporary, their position of being a student council won't matter anymore. All they have on their heads are nitrogen crowns, they think they're kings but they're not.

Example 2:
Person 1: These dickheads in my class won't stop bothering me, they think that they rule the fucking world just because they're part of the student council.

Person 2: Don't listen to those fuckwits, they think peaking is cool but high school is temporary, their position of being a student council won't matter anymore. All they have on their heads are crowns of nitrogen, they think they're kings but they're not.
by Sebaceous36 September 30, 2023
mugGet the Nitrogen Crownmug.

Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up
Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.
by HCR77 November 28, 2018
mugGet the Double Triple Crownmug.

Triple Crown

When a guy scores oral, vaginal and anal from a chick in the same sexual encounter. It can occur in an order
Dude that chick i met last night let me score a triple crown
by LeninaG August 17, 2015
mugGet the Triple Crownmug.

Rusty Crown

(n) - the crusty residue remaining after having failed to completely cleanse after a passionate bukkake session
The princess wanted to pass on a Rusty Crown.
by Duchess of Protocol May 16, 2013
mugGet the Rusty Crownmug.

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014
mugGet the crowning the bowlmug.

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