(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 09, 2011
Nick was kept refusing to pay his portion of the dinner bill. He was being a real fucking button crotch about it.
by SMSF May 19, 2020
by TopBanana1701 February 03, 2017
A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.
"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."
by the shazamurai January 26, 2005
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls why don't you jump right in its a crotch party right up in here why don't you lick on this big Joint
by Icymieject August 04, 2019
A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 29, 2004
The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.
"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"
by Vito Nicola May 11, 2013