by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 8, 2003

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.
2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.
3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.
2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.
3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.
Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!
Person 2: Computer Crap!
by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.
Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!
Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!
by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

That milkshake is a piece of crap
by Bruhumcoolsicko May 29, 2021

by zer64 December 28, 2011

by john doe May 13, 2005
