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corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!
Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
mugGet the corn on the crapmug.

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 8, 2003
mugGet the crap on deckmug.

Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.
Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!
by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009
mugGet the Computer Crapmug.

Holy crap

God’s poop.
Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!
by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021
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Da Crap

The short and more forceful way of saying, "What the crap?!"
Guy #1: "I'm gonna call my bird Meety!"
Guy #2: "Da crap?! Meety? What kind of bird name is that?"
by zer64 December 28, 2011
mugGet the Da Crapmug.

crap diddely

n. crap diddely- KraaaP DiD L e

used to express anger in a situation
holy CRAP DIDDELY i totally just spilled milk everywhere
by john doe May 13, 2005
mugGet the crap diddelymug.

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