corn on the crap

when too much undigested corn ends up in your stool!

Whew that BBQ gave me corn on the crap!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

crapping up

Similar to the idiom 'cropping up' or 'crop up' only more negative, annoying or 'crappy'.

Interest in international issues has cropped up on many university campuses.

I keep trying to close the deal, but all kinds of underhanded resistance keeps crapping up at every turn!

That college used to be pretty cool until the Gay, Goth and Skinhead movements crapped up everywhere.

by S. B. Jackson April 8, 2008

crap diddely

n. crap diddely- KraaaP DiD L e

used to express anger in a situation

holy CRAP DIDDELY i totally just spilled milk everywhere

by john doe May 13, 2005

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009

A piece of crap

A adjective to describe something very bad or crap

That milkshake is a piece of crap

by Bruhumcoolsicko May 29, 2021