A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
by Doomus May 22, 2016
Get the count cristomug. The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Count Choculas Surprisemug. An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )
by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024
Get the Count Fagulamug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinxmug. When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
Get the The Count Choculamug. by weeb man 69 March 23, 2021
Get the count tittyulamug. 