Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t going to make par, so you begin counting when you pull out your putter.
Yeah, you made double bogey on that? No, I made an albatross on this par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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Count Dankula

A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.

A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
"Count Dankula is the only kind of news worth watching"
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024
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for the counts

to do something only to make up numbers
john was with her for the counts
by trinireds777 December 13, 2016
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t ig count

I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.
Everyone can use t ig counts
by Natasha Lobo September 12, 2021
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count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.
You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.
by Reefknot June 24, 2021
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Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.
In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"
by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018
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