Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
Get the Day care kenel cough mug.when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.
by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021
Get the Wooking Cough mug.by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023
Get the cough-laugh mug.Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
Get the COVID cough drop mug.When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
by Brillo! February 16, 2023
Get the Cum Cough mug.When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.
by Allegorycorey October 31, 2023
Get the Wim cough mug.When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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