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cotton candy

A strain of marijuana of Afghani heritage.
That Hawaiian x Cotton Candy cross really blew my mind!
by dutch passion May 1, 2003
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Cottage Cheese

The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.
The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.
by JizzMonkeyGirl September 2, 2011
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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.
"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."
by NonpedoSargon December 18, 2021
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cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007
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Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
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cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.
by jrndakota November 12, 2006
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cotton camel

guy #1: yo man, you gettin laid tonight

guy #2: nah man, she's riding the cotton camel
by metalmilitiaaaa August 11, 2009
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