time is a construct

santa will die in 32473

a life is a life

time is a construct

santa gon die

pew pew

we up

by PPeriwinkle September 3, 2025

conscriptured

When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.

Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.

by cpninja42 December 2, 2017

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.

After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018

Conscrithtion

From Latin "con-" (for "with") and Ancient Gaelic "scrith" (for "difficult scream"), it is to describe a word that is difficult to say, resulting in frustration.

"Irish wrist watch" is a challenge. Such a conscrithtion to say!

by Thadius Hieronymus Caesar May 27, 2018

Constitortionist

Noun. (Pronounced - kon'ste-tortion-ist) - A person identified as re-interpreting or dramatically bending the Constitution of the United States and Amendments therein, in such a way as to be counter to the interpretations of the US Supreme Court or formal Constitutional scholars, and to also suit a specific political narrative contrary to the founder's original meaning.

Donald Trump is a big fat lying piece of shit for saying that the Constitution gives him the power to do anything he wants, he is such a Constitortionist.

by Al-Edged-Lee June 8, 2020

constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

constratistic

Constratistic meaning that something is stressful and unorganized. (Con-Stra-Tis-Tic)

Uhh this homework is so constratistic I hate doing this

by Shana's words October 28, 2020