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Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes
Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.
by Twaat_head April 25, 2015
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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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conderflong

Spread my legs! I'm letting my conderflongs BREATHE!
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Confettirates

Similar to the Confederate army but spread glitter and confetti instead of hatred and racial intolerance
Them there soldiers be confettirates
by Mr_Dicticio October 24, 2016
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condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.
-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.
by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016
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Condesexism

The gender neutral term for sexism based condescension. Explaining something in a patronising way because of gender bias.

See also: Condesexist

I created this term because the terms "mansplaining" and "femsplaining" are used too lightly and are sexist terms in their own right. Condescension and sexism are both gender neutral so the word for condescension driven by a sexist standpoint should also be gender neutral.
That explanation was pure condesexism.
by Rab Nebula July 19, 2017
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Condesexist

Someone who has spoken to a person in a condescending/patronising manner because of how they perceive that other person's gender.
See also: condesexism

I created this term because the terms "mansplaining" and "femsplaining" are used too lightly and are sexist terms in their own right. Condescension and sexism are both gender neutral so the word for condescension driven by a sexist standpoint should also be gender neutral. Also it is possible to be dismissive and patronising toward someone because of their gender without necessarily explaining something to them. This word can apply to dismissive behaviour and the idea of sexist explaining.
John explained to me how to steer round a corner properly. Such a condesexist.

Jenny explained to me how to multitask better. What a condesexist way to behave.
by Rab Nebula July 21, 2017
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