computer

computer

What you are on right now. If you feel the need to look this up you must have brain damage

''What's a computer?''

''Uh I dunno. Let's go on UrbanDictionaryDOT COM and find out''

by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

Emo Computer Geek

Sits at home and cries while he/she kills people on video game, and then continues on to cut himself or herself

Matt Kirk is such an Emo Computer Geek.

by Alex Phease September 18, 2008

ok computer

the greatest album ever.
Radiohead made it under capitol records

put on that ok computer it's the shit.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

computer jockey

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

...and tonight we have a special guest for you. Computer Jockey Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!

by CJ DJ June 22, 2006

apple computer

Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.

Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.

by ezmoneyman July 1, 2003

apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow

If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.

by me July 1, 2003