Common Sense

A necessity to human survival. The only thing preventing us from dying, excluding radiation, gravity, air, food, and water.
7% of EARTH’s population has and uses this.

It’s common sense that you don’t know common sense.

by Some1Two September 26, 2019

Common Clues

Having common sense while using context clues

Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass

by TheRealNigga_ March 24, 2021

Common Delosinator

Somebody who sucks and makes everybody else suck too

Person 1: Man we just lost a game of Fortnite
Person 2: Were you playing with that one guy? I always lose when I play with him
Person 1: Actually yes I was. He must be the common delosinator

by FlyMayberry December 3, 2020

common sense

Something you don't have.

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022

Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024

Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021