Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019

Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025

Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).

I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.

by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025

Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart

Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.

by jeepy24 May 11, 2024

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 7, 2022