All australian shrimp COCKtail

An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks

me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!

by loito69 July 12, 2009

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

cocktail porn

Beautiful photos and images of cocktails. with delicious garnishes, colors, and in fancy glassware.

Wooster's Garden Instagram has mouth watering cocktail porn, they look incredibly delicious.

by Xathrid October 25, 2018

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024