All australian shrimp COCKtail

An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks

me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!

by loito69 July 12, 2009

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

indian cocktail

When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.

Last night I had an indian cocktail, and I had to take a shower

by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020

delco cocktail

Originally a prison term in Delaware County, PA, a federally illegal private prison, one of the worst County jails in the US, Prisoners sneak and cheek meds, and basically to a pot luck snorting powder. Frequently contains, Wellbutrin, Seroquil, Effexor, Benydryl, Ambien, Zoloft, Lithium and basically anything inmates can get. It’s ground into powder and snorted like Cocaine or Heroine. Usually referred to as The Cocktail in delco.

Young bol you tributin to the delco cocktail

by Atgriff April 16, 2019

Cocktail

Noun. the combination of urine a feces mixed in a cup or whatever container is available. The cocktail is thrown onto guards and prison administrators after upset prisoners have decided to do so. Cocktails are understood to bring the goon squad to the cells.

I'm in the shoe, everyday it gets worse and worse, and all of a sudden word goes out to make a cocktail.

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

peelotov cocktail

A bottle filled with human urine thrown in a manner similar to a molotov cocktail.

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.

by PompousBastard July 9, 2017