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Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
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Base coat 

The act of drinking the night before a drinking night, to stop you from getting so fucked up
The concert is Friday night? I’m going to base coat Thursday, so I can prolong Friday
Base coat by Sodabug August 21, 2025

Trench Coat Season 

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.
It's trench coat season.
Trench Coat Season by Raq56789 September 15, 2025
An innocent alternative for describing a straitjacket
I think we should put you in a room where we can keep an eye on with a cozy coat.
Cozy coat by Mikhail Peanuts December 21, 2025

Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.
Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.
Nigerian Coat hanger by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

Netflix and Coat

When an act of chivalry is misconstrued as coming on to someone.
When I held the door open, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just being polite, but they said I want to netflix and coat.

emo in a trench coat 

See that emo in a trench coat?
Yeah that dude is such a JD