Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008

A Self-taught adult - often a bachelor- learning to cook later in life. Marked by clumsy technique, minimal skills, and maximum YouTube reliance. Known for treating every semi-edible dish like a personal triumph. The guy that realizes instant ramen isn't a real meal and UberEats is getting expensive. Now he is cooking like his life depends on it... because.. you know... it does. Zero training, plenty of enthusiasm, and wayyyyy too many cooking gadgets that he may never even use. A culinary glow up in progress. See also "King of the Burnt Pancake." For a feminine term, please see "Chef Hot Messica"
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

by bbbunz June 19, 2023

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022

When a man is being sensually fellated by his woman, and he finishes in her mouth with a dice rolling hand motion, then brings his fingers to his mouth like an Italian chef and kisses.
Feel free to say bon apetit, bon apetito, apreveche, or a similar version meaning enjoy your meal...
Feel free to say bon apetit, bon apetito, apreveche, or a similar version meaning enjoy your meal...
by ChefsKiss<3 April 2, 2025
